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This is a song about a man who is dealing with sexual frustration issues! He sees beautiful women surrounded by men and wonders: Why can't I have a girlfriend? What is wrong with me? He notices that guys with money get all the beautiful women and that women don't want him. Is it because he is poor? He is so sexually frustrated that when he hears the moans of his neighbors, because they are having sex, it makes him cum in his pants!
lyrics
It is never easy, it is never nice, I’m always lonely in the night,
I’ve got my fingers, I’ve got some cream, I’m still waiting for the girl of my
dreams.
Always rejected, always alone, thought about suicide, decided no.
It is not that bad once you adjust, it is not that sad the less that you fuss.
Sexual frustration, sexual isolation, sexual frustration, sexual isolation
I cannot get a woman, I cannot get a girl, I cannot get a woman I cannot
get a girl.
They are all surrounded by so many men, they have lots of choices from
Matt to tom to Ben, they are getting asked out be my girlfriend. They are
getting passed around to everyone but me,
The hotter she is the more you’ll get burned,
The poorer you are the less that you’ll get.
The hotter she is the more you'll get burned,
The poorer you are the less pussy you get!
Sexual frustration, sexual isolation, sexual frustration, sexual isolation
I cannot get a woman, I cannot get a girl, I cannot get a woman I cannot
get a girl.
credits
released July 4, 2015
Original Music by NOWandBECAUSE. Copyright 2012.
Vocals, Bass, Guitar: The Minister of FUNK
Drums: Johnny Stixx
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